renovations !!!!
I MUST PROVIDE EXTENSIVE DOCUMENTAION OF ALL REPAIRS TO THE PROPERTY !
FUCKING FLAT TIRE !!!
last month while randomly smashing the wall with my fists, i discovered why the house smells like urin. this thing here is the main sewer line... notice the tiny hole in it.
thank the goddess that we have the common sense to shit in buckets or randomly in the middle of the street.
another 3 feet of drain pipe... just completely missing.
"the piss room" show before with missing drains and no toilet... the human shit bucket has been placed outside for clarity.
a good thing to do if you dont have a water meter is just to shunt between the brass conectors with 7.5 inches of 3/4" iron pipe... i made this peice from a 3" + 3.5" + coupling... but a straight peice cut very cleanly would also work.
and then i burried the water meter under a bunch of house rubble and dirt and fire pit ash. so as not to confuse the water company...
this meter was actually burried for 15 years... the water company has forgotten us.
theres this real funny story about how i dug up the front lawn for 3 hours looking for it and got worn out and blistered and then dirt came out and she was like "yay !!! your digging !!! can i dig ??" and i told her to go for it...
she stood on the lawn with her eyes closed for 3 minutes just summoning her dirt powers... and then she swung the pick axe twice. on the second stroke she unearthed the water main.
cuz she has dirt powers.
me and marybelle are building a fake recording studio in here... more stories about that soon....
notice my lovely vintage surgeons instrument case i got... i keep decomposed road kill in it.
i need to clean my room... i have a non functional bathtub full of rubble in the corner and i sleep in a tent on a queen size matress...
i am a slob wingnut.
termite kitchen: our kitchen looks like a fucking hobo meth lab built by dogs.
i'm installing new cabinets soon....
fuse box with conduit. why conduit ?? cuz i'm an electrician.
dont touch the switches, bitches.
a good way to make an electrical watt meter is to get a watt meter that was under water for 3 weeks. then gut it out and clean all the insides and dump out the corrosion. then destroy the voltage comparator coil and jam the mechanism so it will just say 44995 kw forever.
 
these stikers are old.
the history of the tamper proof tag !!! left is an old school opache NOPSI tag, then a blue modern NOPSI, then the yellow one shows mortevilles switch to ENTERGY utility company
oh we could have just jumpered an old extension cord right in to the meter,,, but no... as a hobbyist electrician i couldnt abide such a thing... instead we have a nice new service disconect and then 30 feet of 2AWG cable in 1" steel conduit running to the actual habitable portion of the estate. then its fed through a darling vitage 1978 GE breaker box
and routed about my personal 3 room suite with 1/2" conduit. i even looted a conduit bender to make it nice...
most of the boxes and conduit and outlets and wire were salvaged from destroyed buildings. i spent about $80 on miscellanious bits and peices to bring it all together...
unfortuantly ive been to busy goofing off and drinking and running amok so we're still using just one extension cord spliced in to the main box. but we are like one solid weekends work from having a ceiling fan and lights that work with light switches.
my solar panel was loaned out to another squatty freind a few miles down the street.
termites infamous NO FLOOR ROOM. its getting worse... another joist just fell in to the dungeon for no reason... and the roof leeks above this room so you can go in there when its raining and watch a water fall rip down the ceiling and pool up in the basement.
i love this room but they might make me repair it if i'm gonna get possession of this house.
look !!! we are real normal boys and girls now !!! we poop in a potty like all good children !!!
that vacume cleaner hose is dirt's invention... our toilet semi reliably flushes of kitchen sink grey water. personally i think grey water is useless for anything other than watering non edible plants and flushing the toilet.
i'd also have no interest in actually converting a functioning toilet to grey water (esp cuz i dont pay water bills) ours will remain grey water though cuz i dont beleive this toilet is so precious that i should feed it perfectly good water.
ha ha ha ... i'm renovating a fucking condemned building that would be a big hassle and burden to buy.
oh hey, i have a chance to buy my house for a lil over $10k. plus legal fees. i have somewhere between 2k and nothing...
anonymously start mailing me thousand dollar bills please.
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