satan castle
MISSION TO
SATAN'S ROTTEN CASTLE !!!
ON EARTH IN motorcity MICHIGAN
SCOUTY MCPANTS HAD info on this destination from some neferious myspace friened of hers. this dude apparently is a specialist in the blight of motorcity so we got turned on to the impressive hell fortress of lord satan. empty for the last decade with the gates to hell sealed with old barn tin and back filled with rubble, this once impressive monster structure in the south of motor city was abandoned overnight once the devil got bored of playing with the lives of those damned by the fall of the automotive industry.
since then its been an occasional squat for the demonicly aligned children of the underground nation of filth aka the dirty kids. and is currently slated to be made in to condos. all who live in theese condod will cry a thousand tears and never know rest and have their hair fall out like some crazy chemotherapy.
motor city blight and destroyed infrastructure, god has left you.
enter team missmatch. proffessional inquerie experts. inconclusive investigation specialists.
origionaL GATE MADE OF HUMAN SOULS contorted IN AGONY got looted and sold for scrap.
mcPants vs. a pile of crudely drawn maps and scraps of paper covered in insane ravings of lunatics, and some google map print outs.
giant fountain of the water nymphs
gurgle !!!!!
worship homosexual frivolity !!!
front- gatekeeper
back- keymaster
also-miscellanios fish n stuff
cremaster 12
scientific exploring research
taco bell break. alex picked everysingle onion out of her burrito and mcPants ate 6 burritos and got sick.
faded only slightly from its origional glory, satans motor city mansions were always this blighted. the main difference is is that 20 years ago this whole building burned a pire of flame throwing rain of chared meat and brimstone for blocks, fire towering high in to the sky like a ... like a..... like a fire pillar... penetrating a black vortex with inky black crow lizards carrying the damned through a hole of a sky by their entrials and dropping them to dash on the parking blockades below.
my whole house could fit in this room several times over... which is exactly what i intend to do... cuz this is my castle now... the devil has wandered off and i claim this land as mine !!!!!! you can all visit me while i slowly go raving mad and turn evil.
remains of the late 19th century judgment engin... a nasty nasty peice of equipmet that was one of the first fully automated devices for making a soul be their own judge and torturer. it was phased out after 80 years and largely replaced by the contemplation canister of utter misery.
bleak welfare line styled recently departed screening interview room. much of the offices of hell are influential in the design of many social service buildings and offices on the god scortched surface world.
and this is a candy land gazeebo that is stealing electricity from the utillity company. because cute lil imps and sprites and sugar animals CAN'T PAY THEIR FUCKING BILLS CUZ THEY ARE UNIVERSALLY UNEMPLOYABLE !!!!
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